I just realized, I didn't finish up my "Guide to Drivers of the Mid-Atlantic Region". So, without further delay, here is the final part:
9. Maryland - In Maryland, we are all about our space. Have you made the mistake of using a turn signal? That means you're ABOUT TO GET IN MY SPACE!! I MUST PREVENT THAT!! Or perhaps you are in the on-ramp to a highway, preparing to merge into traffic. That means everyone must do the "tailgate conga line" to make sure you DON'T GET IN MY SPACE!! As an added bonus, if you're in downtown Baltimore, prepare to see people "block the box" because even though the only way to advance when the light is green and traffic is heavy is to clog up the intersection, it's OK because that area IS GOING TO BE MY SPACE!!
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