I have a pet peeve now. At least, I think I do. One thing I've never understood is the degree of specificity a pet peeve must have. Can a pet peeve be as general as "blue things" or can it be really specific, like what my new pet peeve is? What is my new pet peeve? It is this:
"Groups of slow-moving wide people in front of me, in stairways, who have had their perfume applied by a crop-dusting aircraft that was driven by a kamikaze pilot. "
That's really irritating. They're wide, so I can't get around them. They're slow, so the time in which my nostrils suffer is prolonged. And the stench of their $2 per quart perfume indicates that the wearer mistakenly believed that the bottle was to be completely used in a single application.
Also, blue things kinda piss me off too.
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