Enlargements

Every day that I get emails, and that is pretty much all of them, I receive some emails about penis enlargement. I don't know why so many people know about or care about the size of my penis, but evidently word is out on the street. Why would I even want to enlarge my penis? My hand isn't getting any bigger. The way I see it, these products that are being peddled to enlarge penises either work or they don't. If they don't, then anyone spending money on the product would be wasting time and money. If they do, then other problems open up: more money spent on lotion, more money spent on paper towels, and maybe more money spent on larger pants. Sometimes I also see breast enlargement emails: "Enlarge your breasts by two cup sizes in 4 weeks!". Now that's something worth considering. Although if I had breasts, I'd never leave the house. So if in just 3 more weeks I stop leaving the house, we will know that it worked. If that works, maybe I'll try the other enlargement products as well. Now I just need to wait for the hand enlargement emails.